bag of assholes

it's official.

i'm hungover as fuck.

i don't even know how i'm posting anything currently, as i should probably still be face down in my bed, unconscious.

what's your hangover cure?

a good friend of mine says his sure cure is:

chocolate milk, a hot shower and a jerk.

i prefer chugging 4 litres of water, popping mass pills (tylenol, multi-vitamins, ecstasy), eating rice and watching baseball.

speaking of which...the game's on.

so, fuck off and leave me alone.

i'm sorry, i didn't mean that...

but seriously, the game's on...

hit me on twitter.

choose wisely

which t-shirt is better?

if you said "the one on the right"

you're an idiot.

almost famous

one day i want to be famous enough to have my own letterhead.

i feel like that's the sign that you know you've made it really big.

personalized letterhead.

not your company bullshit - that's bush league.

personal - it's got my name on it and you know who it is without having to google that shit famous.

that's big league.

like:

alfred hitchcock

or, sammy davis jr.

or, john wayne

or, adolf hitler?

hmmm...

looks sharp, no?

for more: check out this crazy blog i found dedicated to random letterhead: http://www.letterheady.com

finish him!

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i want to punch you in the face

episode: two

PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY'RE RIGHT ALL THE TIME

i hate you.

shut up.

these people make me want to sit in a running car in a small garage.

there's nothing worse that trying to have a conversation with these people...if you can even call it a conversation. because it's pretty much just them talking, then you trying to talk, then having them interrupt you to tell you you're wrong.

or how about, the rare chance you do get to articulate your thought/idea, and these people aren't even willing to accept your point of view, for the sake of the conversation, despite your agreement with theirs?

how does "no, you're wrong" (or other variations of "you're wrong") even prove your point to be correct, or mine incorrect?

am i just supposed to give up and say "good point...i do think i am wrong. you've provided me with ample evidence to disprove my theory, because you do, after all, know everything"?

go fuck yourself.

or instead of fucking yourself, just have a regular conversation with me and quit being a huge asshole, because you clearly don't know everything?

i know what you're thinking...

"does this mean you want to punch yourself in the face, because you think you're right all the time?"

the answer: no, because i'm actually always right. the other people who think they're always right, aren't actually always right, while i actually am. there's a clear difference, idiots.

quit questioning me.