yesterday's news

this just in: RICKY MARTIN IS GAY?!

this must be a joke.

there's NO way!

...

...i stand corrected.

he says, "I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am."

i'm pretty sure it's safe to say we knew...hmmm...when THIS came out:

but...thanks for making it official, ricky.

i'm sure there were still some people out there who had no idea...:/

in related news:

i just purchased dove's extra fresh men+care body and face bar, as well as their body and face wash.

this shit's got MICROMOISTURE technology that is clinically proven to fight skin dryness better than regular men’s body washes. This ultra-light formula delivers extra refreshment with a cooling agent, then rinses off easily for total skin comfort.

refreshingly cool. comfortably clean.

...plus it smells good.

shut up.

you know you wanna try it.