this just in...

it's really hard to keep up with a blog during the summertime...

i'm currently accumulating many interesting thoughts and things that i most certainly want to share with you, however, i'm finding it difficult to sit down and make it happen.

i blame my drinking and sports addictions.

i should probably seek help.

until then, i'll leave you with this:

jersey shore: season 2 just started, so let's celebrate how shitty the show is with last season's most memorable moment:

i hope the entire cast drives off a cliff.

red bull and vodka

so, turns out it's the "biggest bar night of the year" tonight.

that being said, it's probably a safe to say a lot of ugly people are going to be having sex tonight.

to be perfectly honest...i don't need an excuse to go out and get polluted. matter of fact - i prefer the spur-of-the-moment rendez-vous for copious amounts of cocktails more so than the planned pollution.

but that's just me.

i guess it's different for ugly people?

i wouldn't know.

on that note, here's some random shit that ugly people probably came up with...

the nanerpus

dead fly art

the snuggie

i heard there's a snuggie with a dick hole in it?

can anyone confirm or deny this?

i heard that rosie o'donnell is interested in buying shares.

ps. hey cole, nice phone. loser.

pps. hey matthew, thanks. loser.