7.17.2011

#LHF


i'm a sucker for new and exciting things, so i'm trying out tumblr.
no offense, blogger...it's not you, it's me.

letterheadfamous.tumblr.com
twitter.com/chrisbooya

5.13.2011

man cleave

i'm jealous of katy perry.
russell brand, in my opinion, is currently the coolest person on earth.
#washyourwinky


but more to the point...

where can i get pants like these?!

#illstyle

currently listening to: the race - wiz khalifa

2.28.2011

cash and prizes

dear every man on the face of the earth, except phil kessel,

how much do you like your cock and balls?
a lot?
then do yourself a favour and go buy yourself 14 pairs of saxx underwear.

simply put: they will change your life.

"Saxx's Ergonomic Comfort Pouch improves men’s comfort by preventing contact and offering non-restrictive support."

they provide you with a mesh sack to protect your...sack...
your bits and pieces, your wedding tackle, your meat and two veg, your twig and berries...
you get the point.
why would you NOT want to wear them? goodbye chafe, hello comfort.
i rocked a pair for a 9 hour shift and thought that perhaps i was dreaming...except i wasn't.
it was reality. and my balls thanked me.


you can thank me later.

2.10.2011

that's fucking smart.

i'm currently obsessed with man v. food.
it's arguably the best show on television.
but i wouldn't suggest arguing with me...

because you're stupid.

epic mealtime is also fucking smart.

1.21.2011

purple helmet

i found these beauties on the internet...and with brett officially signing his retirement papers...again...it seemed appropriate.


hahahahahahaaa!


1.18.2011

size matters









perverts.










what's the deal with people and their tiny speakers?
what happened to the good old days when you pounded music from your 4 foot tall speakers?

"there's not enough space in my house for big speakers, plus an amplifier! furthermore, i think my tiny ipod dock sounds pretty good. i don't need all that stuff..."
you're dumb.

maybe if you didn't have your rockband drums in the middle of your living room, you'd have space for more shit. or how about that treadmill you never run on, fatty?

go out and buy some big ass speakers, listen to your music and shut up.





1.11.2011

if you don't respond to this blog post your bbm and facebook will both be shutdown. this is real!!! it happened to my friend!!!


it's been a couple months now since i've ditched my blackberry and gotten my iphone, and i can honestly say it's the best thing that has ever happened to me.

well...maybe not the BEST thing...
having sex is probably better...
but it's still ranked pretty high.

but i digress...

it seems the only reason people these days get blackberrys is because of bbm.
woopty doo!
it's like msn for your phone.
who gives a shit?
"it's faster!"
yeah, by what? 6 seconds? shut up.
plus, seeing whether or not your friend is typing a message, or had read your message turns into an obsession.
"holy, i know you've read my message, why aren't you responding?!"
"ummm...i'm busy? chill."
it became annoying.
you'd run out of battery in 2 hours because you kept checking to see if they read your message or not.
plus every two seconds someone is updating their picture or changing their name to include stupid symbols, or making their name something crazy so i have no clue who the fuck they are.
also, why did "how many bbm contacts do YOU have?" turn into a virtual dick measuring contest?
yeah, i've got 117 contacts...but i probably only talk to 6 on a regular basis, 4 others on a semi-regular basis and 2 on rare occasions...which leaves 105 who i don't even talk to. ever.

i'm soooo popular!

and it's usually one of the 105 that sends me 100 broadcast messages a week with some stupid chain letter bullshit.
who actually thinks that if you don't send a broadcast message to all your friends list that your blackberry will be turned off?

idiots.

iphone > blackberry.
here's to regular texting!



ps. i was totally using bbm before it was cool and popular. it's such a sellout now.
now, leave me alone, i'm going to play angry birds.

1.01.2011

random thought


am i the only person who thinks eminem sucks?

what's the deal with him singing his own choruses?
did he lose akon's phone number?
i think that's what bothers me the most.
well, that, and everything about "ass like that" and "just lose it"...


somebody hit him with those digits.