so, turns out it's the "biggest bar night of the year" tonight.
that being said, it's probably a safe to say a lot of ugly people are going to be having sex tonight.
to be perfectly honest...i don't need an excuse to go out and get polluted. matter of fact - i prefer the spur-of-the-moment rendez-vous for copious amounts of cocktails more so than the planned pollution.
but that's just me.
i guess it's different for ugly people?
i wouldn't know.
on that note, here's some random shit that ugly people probably came up with...
the nanerpus
dead fly art
the snuggie
i heard there's a snuggie with a dick hole in it?
can anyone confirm or deny this?
i heard that rosie o'donnell is interested in buying shares.
ps. hey cole, nice phone. loser.
pps. hey matthew, thanks. loser.
